I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via mishasminions)

Beyoncé: constantly spreads messages of female empowerment, independence, and sexual liberation through her music

Beyoncé: makes a song about body confidence and gets "Bootylicious" added to the Oxford dictionary

Beyoncé: raises thousands of dollars through Chime For Change, an organization she co-founded to support of female equality and education

Beyoncé: donates $500,000 dollars to said organization

Beyoncé: makes a name for herself as one of the top performing talents of all time and became Forbes' 2014 most powerful celebrity and one of the highest-paid black musicians of all time

Beyoncé: names her world tour after her husband

White feminists: BEYONCÉ IS ANTI-FEMINIST AND A TERRORIST SHE IS A SHAME TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE SHE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED